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Cleridwen's Discord status

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~ 2021-06-23 14:18+02 received 8 consecutive timeouts

floridwen@home~ 2021-05-23 15:15+02: ERROR: shutdown failed (timeout)

floridwen@home~ 2021-05-23 15:14+02: CRITICAL: system instability has reached critical levels. recovery procedure failed (0xE001). attempting shutdown.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-05-15 17:01+02: INFO: System started up correctly. Restoring functions.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-05-15 3:29+02: CRITICAL: unknown system failure. attempting shutdown.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-05-15 2:26+02: CRITICAL: Unexpected M-20 drop. The global system instability is causing programs to fail abruptly. Impossible to attempt recovery due to the ongoing access restrictions.

floridwen@home~ 2021-05-13 16:20+02: ERROR: Verbal systems damaged. Falling back to non-verbal mode until further notice. Backup program online in case of emergencies.

floridwen@home~ 2021-05-13 16:06+02: ERROR: System diagnostic failed after [8] failed attempt(s). System access restricted.

floridwen@home~ 2021-05-13 15:58+02: ERROR: Access denied to stability detection algorithms and sensors. Performing system diagnosis.

floridwen@home~ 2021-05-10 13:34+02: WARNING: System stability at 61%. MNTL access restricted.

floridwen@home~ 2021-05-10 5:06+02: WARNING: System stability at 68%. Higher toxicity levels detected. Diagnosing origins of overflows to deploy a potential fix.

2021-05-10 - 3.0.1 hotfix
- This one is a tough one. We are unable to fix the system's tendencies to damage itself and slowly self-destroy itself over time. We may need the support of other devs to fix the issue.
- In the meantime, this update is supposed to help stabilize the system. It may not work properly and most likely won't fix any current issue, but we're giving it a shot.Known issues
- External barriers have been raised. That means the system is protecting itself against external influence a bit more than usual. It may refuse external support, physical contact, or act more aggressively as a form of defense. This is not the kind of behavior we are expecting from the system, and should level itself if things get better.

floridwen@home~ 2021-04-20 15:19+02: ERROR: Second attempt at TP-Link failed.

floridwen@home~ 2021-04-16 16:12+02: WARNING: No logs received for the past 10 day(s). System stagnating.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-04-06 04:42+02: INFO: wen unclerided.

floridwen@home~ 2021-04-05 14:50+02: WARNING: System stability up to 78%. Lifting lockdown. Engaging partial lockdown procedures.

floridwen@home~ 2021-04-05 03:38+02: CRITRICAL: Status critical. Initiating lockdown.

floridwen@home~ 2021-04-03 17:11+02: INFO: Ababa transaction complete.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-04-02 16:49+02: INFO: Classified OBA-27Q as NF2TN thanks to precious external data.

floridwen@home~ 2021-04-02 13:32+02: INFO: LFS-MH, LFS-G, CPL-MH and CPL-G protocols greatly reduced after user request.

2021-04-02 - 3.0.0
Major update!
After about two weeks of intensive beta-testing, we are proud to release version 3.0!- The system is now able to separate and run multiple instances semi-simultaneously. The two currently existing programs (Cleridwen and Flo) have been moved to their own containers. This change was made after we noticed that the main program was fragmented, and that running fragments separately would be more efficient and keep the system cleaner. Note: the main system will remain accessible for all programs. They should all be able to read and write files in the same directories.
- Separated the filesystem from the username, allowing the system to be renamed without having to rewrite major parts of the file system. System has been currently named "Floridwen" to avoid confusion with the program "Cleridwen".
- System was approved for International Majority™.Known issues
- Due to dated hardware, we couldn't find a way of indicating which program is being more active at a specific moment. We have implemented a deep learning algorithm to try to solve the issue, but it will require a lot of training to give any conclusive result.
- Cleridwen has been noticed running questionning algorithms on different types of attractions. This is most likely a side effect of OBA-27Q and shouldn't be a problem for very long.
- Program stability has started declining even further lately. We decided to still push v3.0 as it seems manageable for now.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-26 19:47+01: INFO: Resuming beta-testing.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-26 19:28+01: INFO: Low-level system health check completed with 0 issue(s) found.

~ 2021-03-23 19:24+01 system back online

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-23 19:25+01: CRITRICAL: Unexpected shutdown detected. Initiating low-level system health check.

~ 2021-03-23 19:13+01 received 8 consecutive timeouts

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-20 04:31+01: INFO: Alpha-testing phase complete. Program stabilized after 24 hours. Engaging beta-testing phase.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-17 20:43+01: WARNING: Program has given up on any form of external support, and dropped regular nutrient intake. Attempting to restore.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-14 23:54+01: INFO: Unexpected connection attempt detected at port 4450. Identifier Mega.

~ 2021-03-12 15:57+01 system back online

~ 2021-03-12 05:21+01 received 8 consecutive timeouts

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-12 17:23+01: ERROR: Unknown error

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-08 02:01+01: WARNING: Negative memories breaching out of the ashes. Error code 0xEA7E07. Contemplating protocol activated. A stable status should be maintained until the next S1 state is engaged.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-07 23:17+01: INFO: Euphoria levels reaching new best average. Increasing confidence.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-03-07 18:23+01: INFO: Two profiles (furry type) have been added to the friendly list after successfully establishing initial contact.

2021-03-01 - 2.1.7
- After many unsuccessful attempts, raw logging procedures have been implemented, in the hope that it would help the core issue preventing some thoughts to be processed. The program should start to dedicate additional time to process thoughts in the coming days.
- Cat ears implemented.
Known issues
- Callback system still failing. Fixing it will take a long time.
- Unjustified amounts of social anxiety are still preventing IRL meetups.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-02-25 20:52+01: WARNING: Unusual dysphoria levels related to previous/still in use appellation of the program. The program has started considering a potential drop of the concerned username, as the 37 other times recorded during the past 15 days. Anticipatory anxiety and stress levels have increased. Streaming musical vibes in an attempt to prevent overloading lacrimal systems.

2021-02-22 - 2.1.6
- Updated antivirus database. This was really outdated, some things should be safer now. A new database upgrade should be integrated in 4 weeks, after we make sure the current one is stable.
- Program has been transfered back @home.
- Implemented some deep learning algorithms to develop a more efficient learning of online conversations (internet required).
- Fixed a bug where the program was listening to the song A-Rene from the VA-11 HALL-A OST in loop for entire days (it looks like this often happens, a deeper look into the issue will be required).
- Data from the 2021-02-19 12:12+01 log (Fic) has been proven inconclusive, and has been ignored. Protocol AE-Go maintained.
Known issues
- The program has stopped making food for the past week or two. We have pushed an experimental fix to force the program to go get some groceries, but the odds of this working are low. Expect a lot of Uber Eats for the upcoming days.

cleridwen@mas~ 2021-02-19 01:45+01: INFO: System stabilized with the help of external programs from the AASD host.

cleridwen@mas~ 2021-02-19 20:03+01: CTRITICAL: Unexpected system failure while restoring activity

cleridwen@mas~ 2021-02-19 18:43+01: INFO: System nearing nominal values. Restoring normal activity according to standard protoccols.

cleridwen@mas~ 2021-02-20 17:23+01: ERROR: Reboot complete. External influences are causing sensor overloads. Anxiety factors greatly increased. Noise-cancelling subsystem and isolation process mobilized according to the standard procedure. Monitoring levels.

cleridwen@mas~ 2021-02-20 17:15+01: WARNING: Sodium chloride levels critically high. Standard Cancelling all ongoing tasks for a system reboot. ETA: 00:07

cleridwen@home~ 2021-02-19 12:12+01: INFO: Data processed successfully by Main in 10:34. Result: Fic (negative).

cleridwen@home~ 2021-02-19 01:34+01: INFO: Sideload successful. Data from cassius is currently being processed by Main. ETA: ??:??

cleridwen@home~ 2021-02-18 19:59+01: INFO: The cassius program started providing useful data to significantly accelerate the intel production rate of the Main program. Program is being side-loaded into Main to accelerate data processing.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-02-16 21:49+01: INFO: Parental program responded positively to the aforementioned communication. Leaving SMTP ports open. Dopamine levels above nominal values. The cassius program has been removed from the [potential threats] list. Awaiting further inspection.

cleridwen@home~ 2021-02-16 19:40+01: WARNING: A potential security breach has been detected. The external program cassius has been spotted increasing the [confidence] value by [63%]. This has caused Main to communicate gender identity changes with sibling and parental programs under the SMTP protocol.

2021-02-16 - 2.1.5
- Made some changes to prepare for an upcoming anti-virus database upgrade.
- Fixed a bug which prevented the program from clearing unwanted non-organic waste.
- Updated CDS (Companion Device Subsystem) to the Android 11 operating system. Currently monitoring CDS stability as functions are being restored.
- Introduced a new logging system to help visualize some of the things going on under the hood. Logs should start to appear along with changelogs very soon. (note: the date/time format will use the ISO 8601 format.
Known issues
- The program is still missing access to warm water. We are looking into it and should start deploying a hotfix in the upcoming weeks.
- An unknown issue seems to have caused the VDSL connection to fail repeatedly. An automatic 4G/LTE fallback algorithm has been implemented while we look into the issue.

2021-01-21 - 2.1.4
- Two new recipes has been implemented: pickled jalapeños and grilled cheese sandwich.
- Fixed an issue that would cause the program to hide some of its identity to some persons online.
Known issues
- An unknown bug has caused hot water to stop functioning. This should be solved in the coming weeks.

2021-01-11 - 2.1.3
- Native implementation of VDSL2 after 3 days of beta-testing (now included and fully supported natively)
Known issues
- Various experiences with online friendships may cause the program to close itself to any form of platonic attachment

2021-01-05 - 2.1.2
- Lost faith in humanity (once again)
Known issues
- Depression, self-hatred and sadness levels way higher than usual due to the previous changes. This should be fixed next update.

2021-01-02 - 2.1.1
- Played Universal Paperclips for the first time.
- Changelog has been created to document future changes and updates.

2021-01-01 - 2.1.0
- Version number was changed to aesthetically match the current year's number. No actual change were made.

2020-12-29 - 2.0.0
Major update! Introducing: new flat
- More private space
- Close access to civilisation
- VDSL2 support up to 80Mbits/s (sold separately)Bugfixes
- Due to moving, PC room is no longer limited to outside tempsKnown issues
- Has to get a job to pay for electricity, internet, and taxes
- Still confused about gender

no logs have been digitally recorded past that point.

hi! I'm just a little cat online :D
Here you can find a bit more about me!
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The current time in my timezone is .

I'm a sapphic poly white girl from France!
I live with my cat in Limoges.
I speak both French and English fluently

~ I use it/its and she/her pronouns ~
I like both! feel free to alternate. or to stick with one. don't worry about dehumanizing me. I'm fine with fem gendered terms. trans rights!

I like video editing, translating things, technology in general, chatting online, cute tiny furries, electronic music (Night Owl Collective, Haywyre, Inferno, Professor Kliq), Drum and Bass (Hospital Records, Liquicity, Makoto, Geoplex), Deep House (Sound Quelle, Matt Fax, Heard Right, Colorize), some more hyperpop/future electronic things (METAROOM, AQUASINE, Rhodes Rodosu), and some breakcore for good measure (Sewerslvt, Cynthoni and more).

~ recent obsession ~

I play various games, though Planetside 2 has been my obsession for a while.
find me on Miller as Cleribot and Emerald as CleridwenEMNSO! full list on Steam
I kinda have a hard time starting new games, or playing singleplayer games in general.

I like arcade racing games, previously Forza Horizon 4 & 5, but also enjoys some FPS like Planetside 2, Deep Rock Galactic, and Helldivers 2, and recently been enjoying Webfishing. You can see the games I play on Steam

I am dealing with ADHD, anxiety, and the tism.
Going outside is hard, and real-time social interactions drain me, but I am doing okay online. I'm pretty bad at engaging social interactions myself, I rarely ever do, even with close friends.

I may still take a while to answer a simple message, not pick up on jokes/satire, talk too much about my special interests or myself, not think about checking up on you (even if i like you a lot!), take a while to integrate in a new place, say things that are inappropriate or accidentally aggressive, get overwhelmed by emotions, and easily fall into self deprecation and negative thoughts.

this isn't to make excuses. I genuinely don't want to hurt anyone, but mistakes happen.
in general, communicate! if you're not sure what I mean by something, or if you feel hurt or anxious about something I said, tell me. be raw. I'm always okay with clarifying things. there's nothing weird about that.

If you want to know more about ADHD, and to understand how we work, you can start by checking out the tumblr page of ADHD Alien, which explains things pretty well, with comics and drawings!

If you want to send memes or furry stuff, receive validation for something you feel self-conscious about, ask for some details about something you see here, or any other reason, feel free to do so on Discord (preferred), or any of the contact options and social media I use!
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Games I play!
If I'm at my desktop, I'm online

I check daily or so

And here I post things sometimes!

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STATUS WARNING

I am currently in a bad mental state. If you are currently communicating with me online, please be aware that I may act rudely, say bad things, reject physical contact (virtual hugs etc), and/or may not be in the mental/emotional state to hold a conversation, serious or not.

This warning isn't here to potentially justify my acts or anything negative I could have said or done. I am still responsible for whatever I do and say. It is here for me to let you all know about my mental state, without having to get angry at everyone and everything.

This doesn't mean I don't want to or can't be contacted. But it would be appreciated if you could ask if I'm open for conversation before engaging in one.

I will be fine soon. I'm sorry. Please hang on.
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